A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had a hairdresser come in and give her a permanent and a color rinse. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she asked, " I thought you said I had another 40 years to live. Why didn't you pull me from the path of that truck?"
God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
Source: Mary Lou of South Pasadena, CA